Floor Length and Tux


drawing of red shoes
  1. RED HIGH HEELS are a must in every woman's closet
  2. It has come to our attention that we do not own a pair of RED HIGH HEELS
  3. This Friday is BLACK FRIDAY
  4. On BLACK FRIDAY we will shop for RED
  5. We will not be buying KITTEN HEELS, they are for pussies
  6. Our RED HIGH HEELS must be at least 3 inches high
  7. RED HEELS fit into the joke the if you can't make art good, make it red
  8. We will be purchasing and wearing our RED HIGH HEELS as ART
  9. In the end the RED HIGH HEELS will sit in our closet
  10. Then we will have taken care of a must in our closet